Troubles getting your Corporate voice heard? Drowned out by pesky people and all their individual needs, like food and water and avoiding foreclosure and healthcare? Need government to make your Corporate ‘life’ a little easier and less complicated?
Then you’ll definitely want to take a look at our soon-to-be-released Senate and House Race Fractional Share Bidding System scheduled for launch as soon as friggin’ possible!
You heard right, Corporations! Soon you’ll even have a tool of your very own that delivers:
- Privacy Protection of Bids — Everything’s keep private and secure on our servers . . . That is, until you win, you lucky Corporate bastard!
- Issues Bids / Purchases — Don’t need to push a whole Senator or House Representative? No worries! We’ll help you just bid on the issues most close and dear to your Corporate heart!
- Bid Pooling — Corporate reserves a little low? That’s now all in the past! Team with other like-minded Corporations and submit one joint bid to achieve ALL your collective needs!
- Guaranteed Election Results — You heard it! We’re offering a GUARANTEE! Simply set your election result goals and SHRFSBS will tell you what you need to spend . . and where . . GUARANTEED!
Some additional features are being built into V1.0, but let’s be honest, people have this really annoying tendency to read things every so often (so we’ll just keep those additional features a secret for now). Trust us, you can’t imagine what it truly feels like to own a Senator or House Representative until you actually do!
Very lively and compelling. I never could have a pony but now I can have a senator! Wow!